Tuesday, 21 May 2013

A place to call home.

OWhat makes a Blood Bowl team?
Is it their colours? Their fans? The often-pummelled mascot?

Of course not, it's the stadium!
Where else can an overweight goblin in a filthy apron sell suspicious hotdogs at premium prices? You can invite your enemies over to play and smash their faces into the astrogranite knowing that when you come back tomorrow the bloodstains will still be there, a mark of pride and a little piece of home. 

With this in mind, I decided a printed paper pitch just wasn't up to par for my teams. No, I wanted them to take to a proper field, made with love and care. Well, foam core board and glue. 

I had a plan, but I wanted it done right. I got out my graph paper and did a few sketches to get some idea of dimensions.


Before I went and spent money at Hobbycraft, I wanted to see what it would look like. I had a poke around and discovered Google Sketchup, a free 3d modelling package that was supposedly easy to learn. I like easy things, so I had a play.


And there you have it, this is my preliminary blueprint for the DistractionDome (home of the Dunstabelle Distractions)!

Next step was to go and spend some money. Isn't it always?
I came home with a few A1 sheets of card and foam core, some sheets of soft play foam, some glue , a bag of fine sand and a few tins of paint. 

First to be constructed was going to be the pitch itself. I had toyed with the idea of a solid sheet with lines drawn, but thought I'd go whole hog and do each square as its own tile, cut from soft foam. I wanted them similar sizes, but with an unevenness to them to simulate hewn slabs of rock. I started cutting. 
133 small foam squares later, I realised I had made a stupid choice, but was now committed to it. I cut the card sheet down into two pitch halves and started gluing...


Phase one complete! Now for the tricky bit. 
I watered down some glue and layered it in the cracks between the tiles.  I covered everything with sand, waited for it to set and then shook off the loose sand. It didn't go quite as I hoped, but it was a nice effect of dirt and gravel between the slabs. I chucked on a layer of spray coat to keep everything in place and started painting. 


A few coats of black, then grey, then a wash with watered down black gave me the finish I wanted.  I'll give it a drybrush with a lighter gray when it's at final paint stage, but for now it's good enough. I stuck the whole thing onto a sheet of foam core to keep it flat and cut off it down to size. 

Now for the base.  I wanted a built up area for the dugouts and scoreboard on either side, so I constructed some walls with more foam core and glued it together. 


I gave the underside of this a handful of coats of black paint and spray coat to give it a nice robust base. While it was outside drying however, a rogue gust of wind caught it and sent it spiralling across my garden. Luckily the only damage was a crumpled corner, but I was concerned at the lack of weight to my project. Solution? Money!!


A glued layer of 2p pieces gave the base a bit of ballast. I added the pitch area into the middle to cover it all over.


And there we have it up to date. At this point real life kinda went do-lally and the project has stood idle for a few weeks. 

My next steps will be constructing the endzones, the scoring/turn/re-roll area on the right and simulating rough stonework on the walls with polyfilla.
Once that's done I'll get the rest of it painted and detailed. 
I'm also planning on putting rules reference sheets on to each end facing the players. 

I'm debating on wether or not to put a team logo painted on the centre of the pitch. On the one hand, it will look cool, but if I don't do that then this project isnt just tied to a single team. I shall have to ponder. 

See you next time, Blood Bowl fans!

Saturday, 6 April 2013

The start of the season!

Greetings Blood Bowl fans!

This is mostly for my benefit, as I like keeping track of things in games I play but I thought it might be fun to attempt to document the Blood Bowl season my friends and I are playing.
It will be infrequent and disjointed as getting everyone together to play games is like mobilizing an army these days, but still....

After a couple of tester games to make sure everyone enjoys playing, we picked our teams and arranged the first real match to kick off the proceedings.

First up, the teams.
JAR'S RATS
Skaven, played by John

THE KILLOSAURS
Lizardmen, played by Becky

THE HORNDALE HAMMERS
Dwarves, played by Ollie

THE VALKYRIES
Amazons, played by Stan

THUNDER PASS
Norse, played by Colin

THE DUNSTABELLE DISTRACTIONS
Humans, Played by Simon (me)

Draws were made at random for the first game and the opening round was
Jar's Rats vs The Killosaurs
Thunder Pass vs the Dunstabelle Distractions
The Horndale Hammers vs The Valkyries

The pitches were set up, the players seated and the games begun!

Things started off on a nice brutal note with the Hammer's fans knocking seven bells out of the Valkyrie's lineswoman Liz with a thrown rock or twelve, causing her to miss the rest of the game.

Over on another pitch, The Distraction's own Katrina the Knuckles opened up the first block of the game, killing the norseman Volstag Facepunch outright in a stunning display of feminine aggression.
The Rats and the Lizards got off to a slow start at first, but that didn't stop Speedy GonzalesGutter Runner for the Rat's from achieving the season's first touchdown!

He was followed in quick succession by Thunder Pass lineman Thor Sacksplitter who broke through the Distraction's line and took Thunder Pass 1 touchdown ahead.

Over at the Valkyrie-Dome, the plucky Amazons and stalwart Dwarves had each other at loggerheads, neither able to break through the line of the other or do any significant damage until finally Valkyrie Tina used her keen eye and strong arm to launch a perfect throw to Laura who brought it to the endzone for the Valkyries.

Not wanting to be outdone, Long-Bomb Lucy sets up a throw of her own sending the ball sailing over attempted intercepting arms of the norseman berserker Sven Goring and into the waiting catcher's mitt of Daisy Downfield who gets those long legs a-moving and flies down to Thunder Pass's endzone.
More estrogen-fueled violence erupts as Dunstabelle Lineswoman Teener launches a crippling kick to Bjorn Bonebreak's knee, shattering it and making him walk with a limp for the rest of his career. Katrina The Knuckles also embraces the bloodlust so rampant on the pitch, putting another of the norseman down for the game.

A burst of speed and whiskers takes it's opportunity to hurtle past the lumbering Kroxigor Tri-Terror-Tops as skaven linesman Squeek takes the ball all the way, bringing the Rats 2-1 ahead as we approach halftime!

And that's where we leave it for now, as it was midnight and we didn't want to play the next half that night!
Come back next time for more tales of carnage, blood, brutality and sportsmanship!